So what am I?
I’m not “OLD”. Older people make sure to check me against the boards to remind me of that.
I’m not “YOUNG”. Young people are like, ‘Nah, you ain’t young. Stay over there with the Ensure and early bedtimes.’
At this point, I’m just a free agent—too young for AARP, too old for TikTok (but my old ass is still there)